英語幽默故事
送給女友的禮物
在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?”珠寶商問道。
那名顧客想了一會兒，然后說道：“不--在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重許愿
一對結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶�；顒又�，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。
英語作文
數(shù)碼產(chǎn)品 Digital Products
I like digital products. It is advanced and convenient. For example, nowadays our family has a digital camera. We can take pictures whenever we want. We have taken many photos about our life. But in the past, if we want to take pictures, we have to go to the photographic studio. It is inconvenient and expensive. So we only take photos once a year. This is one classical example. There are many similar examples.
我喜歡數(shù)碼產(chǎn)品。它們先進(jìn)、方便。舉個例子，我們家現(xiàn)在有一個數(shù)碼相機。我們什么時候想照相都可以。這相機記錄了我們生活中很多的點點滴滴。但是，過去，如果我們想拍照，我們只能去影樓。一點都不方便也很貴。所以我們每年只拍一次照片。這是一個典型的例子。很有很多類似的呢。
一場冰雹 A Hailstorm
Last night, I was waked up by a hailstorm at the midnight. The hail was very heavy. It hit heavily on the windows of my house. It was more scared than the lightening. I was afraid. After a long, I fell asleep under my quilt. Next morning, I was sad when I saw my favorite sun flowers were all dead. A day before, they were growing prosperous. I hate hail.
昨天晚上，午夜的時候我被冰雹驚醒了。冰雹很大。它重重地撞在我家里的窗戶上。冰雹比閃電還可怕。我很害怕。過了很長的時間，我在被子里面睡著了。第二天早晨，當(dāng)我看到我最喜歡的向日葵全死了的時候，我非常的傷心。前一天，它們還長得很旺盛。我討厭死冰雹了。