圣誕節(jié)英語笑話2014
圣誕節(jié)英語笑話2014一：
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. But three days later, the squirrels climbed back in. Only the church came up with an effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and made them members. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
鎮(zhèn)里有三座建筑物被松鼠占領(lǐng)了--市政廳、五金店和教堂。市政廳引進(jìn)了一些貓。但這些“獵手”撕毀了文檔，于是它們也就被市長請(qǐng)出了市政廳。而很快，松鼠又回來了。五金店捕捉到松鼠后，施與憐憫將它們?cè)阪?zhèn)外釋放了。但三天后，松鼠爬回鎮(zhèn)里來了。只有教堂采取了一種有效的解決方案。松鼠得到洗禮成為了教眾�，F(xiàn)在，人們只會(huì)在圣誕節(jié)和復(fù)活節(jié)時(shí)才能看到松鼠。
圣誕節(jié)英語笑話2014二：
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them
around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的.接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
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