簡短英語小笑話

簡短英語小笑話

　　簡短英語小笑話一：

　　I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know." "I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.

　　簡短英語小笑話二：

　　Actual Age The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I? "Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly. The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?" "Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."

　　簡短英語小笑話三：

　　Goldfish Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?" "My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

【簡短英語小笑話】相關(guān)文章：

英語小笑話簡短06-21

簡短搞笑的英語小笑話10-03

英語小笑話帶翻譯簡短07-11

簡短英文小笑話01-05

簡短的小笑話精選09-30

簡短趣事小笑話大全06-24

英語快餐小笑話10-04

幽默小笑話英語10-04

英語小笑話帶09-24

英語小笑話小學(xué)09-19