高中生英語笑話
1.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一個男孩放學回家時，感到肚子疼。
"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
“來，坐下，吃些點心，”他的媽媽說。“你肚子疼，是因為肚子空了。你吃了東西，就沒事了。”
Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."
過了一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來，抱怨說自己頭疼。“你頭疼，是因為腦袋空了，”他的兒子說，“腦袋里裝點東西，就沒事了。”
2. Son: "Dad, is French hard to learn?"
兒子：“爸爸，法語難學嗎?”
Father: "My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that, it becomes easy."
父親：“我的`孩子，開頭難，但往后就變得容易了。”
Son: "That's great! I'll learn the latter half."
兒子：“太棒了!那我就學后半部分。”
3. A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.
一個小孩迷了路，就去問路邊的警察。
The policeman asked, "Sonny, where's your home?"
警察問：“小家伙，你的家在哪里?”
The boy replied, "My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn't tell me where I live."
男孩回答說：“媽媽教我迷路時，就去問警察，但她沒有告訴我住在哪里。”
4. The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of cholocate, which part will you eat first?
一母親問小兒子：“湯姆，如果汽車是用巧克力做的，你先吃哪部分?”
Tom replied quickly, "Wheels! Then the car won't be off."
湯姆飛快地答道：“輪子!這樣汽車就開不走了。”
5.. Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"
湯米：“約翰，你的弟弟好嗎?”
Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."
約翰尼：“他生病臥床了，他傷著了自己。”
Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"
湯米：“太糟了。是怎么回事?”
Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."
約翰尼：’我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，結果他贏了。”
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