英語幽默小短文
Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
大腦袋
“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋.”
“別聽他們的,”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮.好了,別哭了,去商店買10磅土豆來.”
“購物袋在哪?”
“我沒有購物袋,就用你的帽子吧.”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說.“你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的.”
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