越看越搞笑的英語笑話
選詞 The Choice of Word
The Choice of Word
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wife said to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.
選詞
一天下班回家，約翰發(fā)現(xiàn)妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴里反復念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心里感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。
幾周后的一天夜里，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然后翻身竟自睡了。
相親 A blind date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和相親對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
“謝天謝地!”他的'約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”
我沒有蛀牙 No Cavities
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
小男孩兒看完牙醫(yī)，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫(yī)說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙!”
這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?
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