搞笑又有趣的英語笑話
what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的.兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?
湯米：漢堡。
兩個律師 Two Attorneys
Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
兩個律師走進一個餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開始吃起來。餐廳老板走過來警告說，“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”
兩個律師對看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。
I want a nightmare 想做壞夢
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.
"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。”
“不要相信夢，親愛的。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實相反。”媽媽答道。
“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。
【搞笑又有趣的英語笑話】相關(guān)文章：
有趣的搞笑冷笑話10-23
有趣搞笑幽默笑話11-15
搞笑有趣爆笑笑話11-10
又幽默又短的英語笑話09-30
又短又好笑的英語笑話11-14
搞笑逗人的英語笑話05-31
搞笑的英語笑話故事10-10
搞笑的英語笑話大全10-09
有趣簡單的英語笑話05-24
超有趣的英語笑話10-27