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小學生英語笑話短文
幽默的人不僅僅會說笑話，還要懂得他人說的笑話，來測試一下你的幽默細胞的指數有多高吧!
Could You Hurry It up a little?
你能不能快一點?
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一對夫婦正在清理閣樓，這時先生發現一張過期很久的舊收據。
"Hey, Nancy, look at this.
“嘿，南茜，你過來看看這個。
It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.
這張是以前皮鞋送修的收據，我忘了去拿回來。
It's eleven years old."
足足有十一年之久了!”
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.
“那間鞋店不是還在那里嗎?”妻子回答。
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual."
“為什么不跑一趟，把收據交給他，就當作沒事發生一樣?"
And that is what the husband did.
先生去了那家鞋店。
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,came back to thecounter and said "They'll be ready next Tuesday. "
鞋匠靜靜地走到后頭，東翻西翻了一會兒之后，回到柜臺說道：“下星期二才能修好!”
小學生英語笑話短文(二)
A Precocious Child
一個早熟的小孩
When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,
當挨家挨戶兜售東西的推銷員按了一幢郊區房子的門鈴后，
he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.
他嚇了一跳，開門的'竟是一位嘴里叼著一根大雪茄的十歲男孩。
The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"
推銷員結結巴巴地問道，“哦，你媽媽在家嗎?”
Answered the boy, "What do you think?"
小男孩回答說，"你認為呢?"
小學生英語笑話短文(三)
Don't Get Caught!
不要被逮著了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.
在森林保護區內，有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄并問他有沒有收獲。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也沒有，不過你應該昨天來見我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚，下午釣了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相當不錯嘛，你知道我是誰嗎?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden."
“我恰巧就是監視狩獵的管理員。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
“哦，那你又知道我是誰嗎?我是你所發現最會說謊話的`人。”
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