短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話翻譯
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短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話翻譯(一)
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵(lì)
(5) resemble v. 相似;類似
鳥(niǎo)窩與頭發(fā)
我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個(gè)學(xué)生告訴她說(shuō)一只鳥(niǎo)兒在教室外 的樹(shù)上壘了個(gè)窩。
“是什么鳥(niǎo)呢?”我姐姐問(wèn)她。
“我沒(méi)看到鳥(niǎo)兒，老師，只看到鳥(niǎo)窩。”那孩子回答說(shuō)。
“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個(gè)鳥(niǎo)巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵(lì)她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”
短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話翻譯(二)
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰(shuí)更有禮貌?
一個(gè)胖子和一個(gè)瘦子在爭(zhēng)論誰(shuí)更有禮貌。瘦子說(shuō)他更有禮貌，因?yàn)樗?jīng)常對(duì)女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認(rèn)為他更有風(fēng)度，因?yàn)闊o(wú)論什么時(shí)候他在車上給別人讓座時(shí)，總有兩位女士能坐下。
短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話翻譯(三)
The Rain
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， so they were soon very wet， and the small boy did not feel very happy.
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain， the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him，“Why does it rain， Father? It isn't very nice， is it?”
“No， it isn't very nice， but it's very useful，Tom，”answered his father.“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us， and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.”
Tom thought about this for a few seconds， and then he said，“Then，why does it rain on the road too， Father?”
下雨
一個(gè)小男孩和他的父親正在鄉(xiāng)間行走，突然下起了大雨。
他們沒(méi)帶傘，加上四下無(wú)處可以躲雨，所以很快他們渾身上下被淋濕了，小男孩感到很不好受。
他們?cè)谟曛谐易呷�，有好一�?huì)兒，那個(gè)男孩一直在思索著什么。后來(lái)終于他朝父親轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)臉去，問(wèn)他說(shuō):“爸爸，為什么天會(huì)下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?”
“是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，湯姆。”父親回答說(shuō)。“老天爺下雨促使了為我們所食用的水果和蔬菜的生長(zhǎng)，同樣也促使牛羊所吃的.青草的生長(zhǎng)。”
湯姆對(duì)父親的這番話想了一會(huì)，然后說(shuō):“那么，父親，老天爺為什么還要把雨下在路上呢?”
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