趣事經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話
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趣事經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
Now i can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”
我 可 以 回 家 了
一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的.學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)涂的? 請(qǐng)站起來(lái)。”鮑勃說(shuō)：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)。”
趣事經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
鄰居：昨天夜里我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎?
丈夫：沒(méi)什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音?
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面
趣事經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。"他在哭。"
"沒(méi)事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。"
"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?"
"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"
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