好笑短篇的英語笑話
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好笑短篇的英語笑話
waste or save
浪費還是節約
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?
好笑短篇的英語笑話
the advantage of noise
噪音的'優點
wherever i drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so i decided to sell it. my first customer wanted to buy the car, and i battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. finally i did the right thing. expecting him to drop the deal, i was surprised by his reply.
每當我駕駛我那輛舊車時速超過55英里時，它就劇烈地震動起來，所以我決定賣掉它。我的第一位買主想買這輛車。圍繞是否告訴他這輛車的問題，我經歷了一番良心的較量。終于我做了件正確的事情。我想他會放棄這個交易，卻對他的回答吃了一驚。
that's okay, he said. i'm buying this car for my daughter. if she complains about a vibration, i'll know she's driving too fast.
“那沒什么，”他說，“我是給我女兒買這車的。如果她抱怨震動的話，那我就知道她開得太快了。”
好笑短篇的英語笑話
excuse for speeding
趕緊到達那里
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們為什么開那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
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